Urgent: Santa’s Elves Need Your Help!

The job market for elves at the North Pole has gotten tough in recent years. Advancements in technology have left many elves without the necessary skills to complete. Unless they receive additional training, many of them will be forced to step down from their long-held positions as toymakers and take jobs cleaning out those smelly reindeer stalls.

Back in olden times, working in Santa’s Shop only required a creative mind, a childlike heart, and a basic aptitude for things like carpentry, sewing, and working with metal. Armed with these skills, elves could make almost any toy a child could imagine:

  • Dolls that toddle and coo
  • Elephants
  • Boats
  • And kiddie cars, too.

But kids are a lot more sophisticated these days. They don’t want real toys anymore. They want tech-toys. Like Wii and XBox 360. Their Christmas lists no longer include items like rooty-toot-toots and rummy-tum-tums. Now they prefer to make all that noise with the Garage Band app on their iPad. Unless elves are retrained in newer technologies, the Toy Shop will close down in just a few short years, and Santa’s sleigh will sit empty on Christmas Eve. And that will be sad news indeed for our grandchildren.

So this year, we’re asking you to spare a moment out of your busy holiday schedules to remember all those wonderful elves who labored so hard to make every one of your Christmases merry and bright all these years.

But don’t send any money. They don’t use that stuff up at the North Pole.

Instead, just offer a smile, a kind word, or a helping hand to every person you meet during this holiday season. Each time you do, Santa will send one talented elf to the Tech Toy Training Academy. The more holiday cheer you give, the more elves there will be at the Academy, acquiring the skills they need to make every child happy for years to come.

It only takes a little extra effort on your part. So be good, for goodness sake.

Give big.

Give often.

Do it for the elves. Do it for the kids.

The future of Christmas depends on your generosity…


7 responses to “Urgent: Santa’s Elves Need Your Help!

  1. Author’s Note:

    This post is my Christmas card this year to everyone who stops by the blog. Happy Holidays, everyone.

    (P.S. In last year’s Christmas card, I had a little fun doing an updated interpretation of the angel’s announcement to the shepherds. I called it “Teen Angel”. Check it out to see why…)
    Read “Teen Angel”

  2. Happy Holidays to you as well, Ken!

    I hope your holiday season is filled with awesomeness! Wishing you all the best!

    Loved the post as well. Very fun post! 🙂

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